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Welcome to the home of Fern Canyon Press. You will find lots of interesting stuff here. We will be adding even more just as soon as we reach a settlement with our web designer, Bongo the Pygmy Chimp, who is currently on strike. 

While the management refuses to meet his demands of a decrease in his 80 hour work week, an increase in the size of his cage by 10 square feet, and 50 more gigabytes on his hard drive, they have agreed to increase his daily supply of Jujubees and are flying in his girlfriend, Tammy Faye, from Borneo. We hope to have him back to work within a week or so.

This site currently has over 400 web pages, so there's lots to explore. There are even some hidden pages you can access from this site.  And we'll have much more once we get Bongo back to work. Please take some time to look around.