Fern Canyon Press is on hiatus because our web designer, Bongo the Pygmy Chimp, is on strike. While the management refuses to meet his demands of a decrease in his 80 hour work week, an increase in the size of his cage by 10 square feet, and 50 more gigabytes on his hard drive, they have agreed to increase his daily supply of Jujubees and are flying in his girlfriend, Tammy Faye, from Borneo. We hope to get him back to work eventually, but don't hold your breath. We have a sneaking suspicion he's hiding on a beach somewhere with an ice chest of Coronas.

Inquiries about our domain should be directed to inquiries@ferncanyonpress.com